A much loved old mech updated, redone, redone, redone, and finished. (I hope)
You'll see a new launcher on it's right shoulder, this shoots out a mega bowling ball size projectile, just like a ping pong ball gun. Only the bowling ball has a light weight explosive inside, but surrounding that is thousands and thousands of layered metal spines. When those caps go off, they release a raining, high velocity payload of sharp, splintery, bleeding death to any fleshy targets. Namely aliens and terrorists.
Great if you don't want to blow up any property or assets. Just shoot this thing over their heads if they are in a bunker or into the building in which they are holed up. You don't even have to aim well.
It's a dirty, dirty mech. Splattermech is a nasty machine, for use by only the most diabolical pilots. Like me! Mu-Ha-Ha!
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And now for your enjoyment, everybody sing (Variation of the Santa Song)
You better watch out, You better go hide, Better all shout, "We're going to die!" SplatterMech is coming to town. He's making a bomb, And packing it right; Gonna blow up Who's naughty tonight. SplatterMech is coming to town.
He knows where you are sleeping, He kills you when you wake. He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! Oh, You better watch out, You better go hide, Better all shout, "We're going to die!" SplatterMech is coming to town.
Hee Hee, but I need to think up new lines for "He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake!" , 'cause they are unchanged... They don't quite fit.... Hmmmm..... Any ideas?
So be good for goodness sake!" , 'cause they are unchanged... They don't quite fit.... Hmmmm..... Any ideas?
I always want to do stuff like this but I don't know where to start. Do you sketch and paint over?