Quick and basic one while I'm stuck at home..
Please follow your Princess to thy dungeon dear ponies and sister.
*In the darkness, only Luna's glowing horn shed a small path of light as the group entered to a cavernous room. A burned, acrid aroma mixed with stale cleaning agents wafted through the air.
Do I smell, blood?
Rarity, we are here, please illuminate the room.
BEHOLD! THY GREAT DRAGON OF THE NIGHT!
*The lights went up*
For the love of Discord! *Hisses Celestia*
Spike, your Princess did hear of thy troubles from such bullying dragons.
We and fair Fluttershy made you this design so that you may visit them with extreme,-
Luna.. Gettin' reeeeal tired of your sh*-
-How do you like you new toy to protect Twilight?
Dear Princess Luna, today the awesomness was doubled...
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See you at Supanova Expo!
Thy mecha's title is 'Blood Whip!'. Your Princess thanks dear
for her help.