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*** Sailor Moon goes Terminal! ***


Guns went blasting! ! !

Shells rang out clinking to the ground in a pool of brass as Sailor Moon pummeled the alien warrior. Shattering bones, splattering chunks of meat and blood burst from it’s body.

"Moon power my ass!", says Sailor Moon as the monster falls to the ground.
"What?! Oh my god!", says Sailor Mars.
"I didn't know we were allowed to do that.", says Sailor Jupiter.
"She's finally lost it. I guess it was only a matter of time.", says Sailor Venus.
"We shouldn't have let her go to that Gun Expo alone.", says Sailor Mercury.

"Hey! Anyone that calls me a Cosmic Wuss deserves it!", says Sailor Moon to the group.

"Oh brother.", says Sailor Venus burying her head into her hand.

Releasing the two empty cartridges, they fall to the ground.

"Sarina, can you put down the gun!", says a frantic Sailor Mars. "Please!"

Sailor Moon reaches under her skirt, un-strapping two more clips and then reloads the weapons. "I'm sick of waiting for Darion to show up at the last minute, just to throw that dammed rose. He always makes it look as though he's the mysterious one here to save the day. Well I'm through with it! Meet the new Sailor Moon… Um... Deadly... Sailor... Um... Sailor Moon, Impact!... Yeah"

"Oh gees, here we go.", says Sailor Venus.

Click, click went the new magazines into the guns. Sailor Moon walked towards the fallen enemy.

"Sarina! We don't know if guns effect them like our special weapons.", says Sailor Mercury.

The monster drowning in a pool of blue blood, gurgles and gasps for air as it tries to slide backward away from the approaching Sailor Scout.

"Well, it sure looks like they worked.", says Sailor Jupiter

“Oh my god, Oh my god!”, says Sailor Mars panicking to herself.

Sailor Moon steps up to the stricken monster and stands before it. Lifting a gun she points it directly to it’s forehead, the laser dot sparkles brightly on a bead of sweat.

Eyes widen in fright as the monster lifts a limp, bloodied wrist to it’s face.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk.. You know.. You dam alien freaks really get me down.”, says Sailor Moon.

(Stay tuned viewers!…. For more, Sailor Moon… I mean - Sailor Moon Impact!)

(Complete Appologies to any Hard Core Sailor Moon Fans.!.!.! I just got carried away.) Hope you like it anyhow.

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