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*** Sailor Moon looses it ***

“You know something, I’ve been busting my ass putting you dam cosmic freaks away! Only to have some other megalomaniac, fat-head, suck-hole take another shot at universal obliteration.”, says Sailor Moon.

“No - more! Got it!”

“Oh no, she’s-gonna-do-it, she’s-gonna-do-it.”, mumbles a distressed Sailor Mars.

Sailor Moon kicks the creature with her boot and waves a gun at it’s head , “You hear me! No more missis nice Moon!”

The creature cringes and shakes, it burgles out a whimpering reply, “Bluh,.. Kuh,.. Fuh, Yoh, Sloh!”, blood pours from it’s mouth, choking it’s remaining sounds.

“Did - I - just - HEAR you correctly!!!”, yells Sailor Moon.

A bright red boot pounds furiously into the creatures exposed stomach causing it to recoil from the crushing impact. The sickening crunch of several ribs breaking makes the monster whimper and shake it’s head in a ‘no-no’ fashion.

“It’s Dirty Harry, right? She’s imitating Dirty Harry.”, says Sailor Venus.

“I think she’s had a complete psychotic breakdown!”, says Sailor Mercury.

Sailor Mars starts to dribble and shake.

Now coiled over on it’s back, the creature balls up to protect it’s bullet ridden body while continuing to shake it’s head from side to side.

Sailor Moon levels the gun to it once more. The creature freezes.

“No fricken, deviant, pervert, ass crawling, turd burgling, sicko from another galaxy EVER calls ME THAT!!”

Realizing it’s mistake, the creatures words, conveyed incorrectly had the worst possible effect. They bought him a few less seconds of life.

“Oh-my-god, oh-my-god, oh-my-god, she’s-gonna-do-it”, mumbles Sailor Mars who now starts slapping the side of her face frantically.

“Lara Croft? Hmm…”, wonders Sailor Venus, “I know! It’s got to be Die Hard. She’s trying to be Die Hard.”

“But she hasn’t said Yippie Ki-Aaa Mother Fluffer at all.”, says Sailor Jupiter.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right.”, says Sailor Venus.



(Narration: The scene fades to black….)



KA-BLAM!

Chink, ka-chink - chink.

Burgle, buh! Buhhhh..h….h……….h

“Oh shit! She really did it! Oh-my-god, oh-my-god, nnnnnh!”, panics Sailor Mars.

“Welcome to Earth! Ass-hole!”, says Sailor Moon.

Part 3 TOTAL APPOLOGIES TO ALL SAILOR MOON FANS!.!.!

(By the way, you can print this out, post it on your website etc, I don't mind. Please keep the webaddress on, then more people come to visit and I end up doing more cartoons. :) )
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LostLinkArt Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fantastic job, love the angle here especially :)
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RedWingsDragon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
Awesome work here
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221Gunslinger Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
COOOOOL
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babaengecchi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010
kekeke gezz sailor moon you're same deadlier as optimus prime
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wolfjmk Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Best line ever
"welcome to earth ass hole XD
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TanithLipsky Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
cool.
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345rv5 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Hobbyist
oh shit,if only serena was this agressive in the anime.
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
I know, it'd leave Naruto in the toddler pool. :)
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xchibicosmosx Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
great pics. and i still think she leaves all naruto characters in the kiddie pool. She was ninja once too......in one episode and a musical. But it counts. And she actually stole things....like a TRUE ninja!
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345rv5 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009  Hobbyist
XD
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heroemblem Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
now i don,t fear its Cool
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SugarBrytches Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2008
Lol. Sailor Moon is channeling Clint Eastwood! Has to be!
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008
Hey yeah! You could be right! "Do you fell lucky, well do you, punk!" Hee Hee Couldn't resist! :)
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sk8trgrl Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2008  Hobbyist
oh wow its keep getting better and better hehe. lol.
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swordbunny4486 Featured By Owner May 22, 2008
heck yes! I love this and I am a sailor moon fan!* other sailormoon fans: grrrrrrrrr* me: eep!!!
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner May 22, 2008
Thank you Swordbunny! :D
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DavisJes Featured By Owner May 5, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
great perspective
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner May 5, 2008
Thanks
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Tomkinz Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2008
lol funny.Panty shot aswell...
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2008
Thanks, yeah, considering how short they made her outfit, but I wanted that angle. It presents mercy when the audience feels like they are in a similar position. Pity Sarina has zero mercy. Blam!
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Tomkinz Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2008
hehe ya
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shinjiasuka4ever Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
This picture just goes to show one thing- you don't piss Sailor Moon off, especially when she's packing heat, lol.
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2008
It'll get a lot worse before it gets better.... :)
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Desequire Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Student
Dude............this is funny. I like you already mate ^^P
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2008
Thanks!
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pongyboy Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2008
Seems like Mars is the one having a breakdown :rofl:
Once again, great job. The line art is so smooth and the colouring is so good ... geez i'm jealous >,<
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2008
Ah yes, you picked it... Let's say, from past experiences she's having bad flashbacks. Thanks again!
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Elzera Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2008   Photographer
FANTASTIC :D
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2008
Merci! :)
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Elzera Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008   Photographer
De rien :)
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thegodtree Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2008
wow! You're a freakin awesome Sailor Moon fan artist. Freakin!!!!!!
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2008
Thanks, Thegodtree :)
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RakaiThwei Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2008
In-freakin'-credible!

Well done work here!
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2008
Thanks! :)
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funakounasoul Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl:

I liked how Venus just kept trying to figure out who Moon was impersonating the best. :XD:
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