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Sailor Moon Part 2 by Foxi-5 Sailor Moon Part 2 by Foxi-5
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*** Sailor Moon looses it ***

“You know something, I’ve been busting my ass putting you dam cosmic freaks away! Only to have some other megalomaniac, fat-head, suck-hole take another shot at universal obliteration.”, says Sailor Moon.

“No - more! Got it!”

“Oh no, she’s-gonna-do-it, she’s-gonna-do-it.”, mumbles a distressed Sailor Mars.

Sailor Moon kicks the creature with her boot and waves a gun at it’s head , “You hear me! No more missis nice Moon!”

The creature cringes and shakes, it burgles out a whimpering reply, “Bluh,.. Kuh,.. Fuh, Yoh, Sloh!”, blood pours from it’s mouth, choking it’s remaining sounds.

“Did - I - just - HEAR you correctly!!!”, yells Sailor Moon.

A bright red boot pounds furiously into the creatures exposed stomach causing it to recoil from the crushing impact. The sickening crunch of several ribs breaking makes the monster whimper and shake it’s head in a ‘no-no’ fashion.

“It’s Dirty Harry, right? She’s imitating Dirty Harry.”, says Sailor Venus.

“I think she’s had a complete psychotic breakdown!”, says Sailor Mercury.

Sailor Mars starts to dribble and shake.

Now coiled over on it’s back, the creature balls up to protect it’s bullet ridden body while continuing to shake it’s head from side to side.

Sailor Moon levels the gun to it once more. The creature freezes.

“No fricken, deviant, pervert, ass crawling, turd burgling, sicko from another galaxy EVER calls ME THAT!!”

Realizing it’s mistake, the creatures words, conveyed incorrectly had the worst possible effect. They bought him a few less seconds of life.

“Oh-my-god, oh-my-god, oh-my-god, she’s-gonna-do-it”, mumbles Sailor Mars who now starts slapping the side of her face frantically.

“Lara Croft? Hmm…”, wonders Sailor Venus, “I know! It’s got to be Die Hard. She’s trying to be Die Hard.”

“But she hasn’t said Yippie Ki-Aaa Mother Fluffer at all.”, says Sailor Jupiter.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right.”, says Sailor Venus.



(Narration: The scene fades to black….)



KA-BLAM!

Chink, ka-chink - chink.

Burgle, buh! Buhhhh..h….h……….h

“Oh shit! She really did it! Oh-my-god, oh-my-god, nnnnnh!”, panics Sailor Mars.

“Welcome to Earth! Ass-hole!”, says Sailor Moon.

Part 3 TOTAL APPOLOGIES TO ALL SAILOR MOON FANS!.!.!

(By the way, you can print this out, post it on your website etc, I don't mind. Please keep the webaddress on, then more people come to visit and I end up doing more cartoons. :) )
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LostLinkArt Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fantastic job, love the angle here especially :)
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RedWingsDragon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
Awesome work here
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221Gunslinger Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
COOOOOL
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babaengecchi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010
kekeke gezz sailor moon you're same deadlier as optimus prime
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wolfjmk Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Best line ever
"welcome to earth ass hole XD
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TanithLipsky Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
cool.
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345rv5 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009
oh shit,if only serena was this agressive in the anime.
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Foxi-5 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
I know, it'd leave Naruto in the toddler pool. :)
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xchibicosmosx Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
great pics. and i still think she leaves all naruto characters in the kiddie pool. She was ninja once too......in one episode and a musical. But it counts. And she actually stole things....like a TRUE ninja!
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345rv5 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
XD
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